Welcome to "Bastiness", the ultimate organic taste-type gym born in Scandinavia. We are the only gym that promotes state-of-the-art training using "breasts", the softest part of the human body and the least burdensome on the human body. Strengthen your grip = rub your breasts, measure your blood pressure = pinch between your breasts. Our motto is to do everything with breasts. Want to gain muscle? In that case, look at the big boobs of the instructors and make them oversecrete male hormones!
